I always start one of her books thinking "Why am I reading this, there are no space ships, no murders, no dragons." Then she drops one of her fabulous sentences and I am hooked.
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"She used to hate it when people talked about 'fighting' or 'battling' the disease. She'd say, How am I expected to fight something I can't even see? It's not a level playing ground, Monica."
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Sometimes you didn't want a room to make a statement or to say anything about you, you just wanted it to shut up and be a room.
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Rather confusingly, there were three Elsas currently registered. That film, Frozen, had a lot to answer for.
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"You can't put food that's been on the floor back on the plate! Think of the bacteria," said Monica
"You see. You have standards."
Don't you?" she asked.
"Oh yes, of course I do. But they're low. Barely off the ground."
Kate Sutton is sent off to live in the odd fortress of Elvenwood Hall when her sister Alicia (the pretty one) innocently sends a critical letter to Queen Mary. Good story! A Weeded Copy.
A high school girl is abducted and left to die in the woods. The story is told alternately by herself and two girls she knew. I really enjoyed reading this, but I wonder who the other girls in the trees were, and why Eve and Nyette (and Ian) went to the island. I guess I'll have to read it again! I read the Uncorrected Proof edition.
Words I Had To Look Up:
fauxhawk (pg. 44) -- A type of hairstyle, a fake mohawk.
Julie acknowledges she has a potty mouth, which I could have done without, but I liked the book rather much. I felt ashamed of myself for judging Julia Child (and others) so superficially on looks and, in Julia's case, her raucous laughter. I hereby acknowledge that I am an ass, and I know it.
"To San Rasario in the fall, the ganja came down from the mountains in two-hundred-poiund bales. Even covered with ripe bananas in the backs of the trucks, it sweetened the dusty air with the autumnal aroma of marijuana."
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"Ought to learn some Spanish, he thought. No, to hell with that. If he got out of this, he wasn't even going to Taco Bell anymore."
Tiller Galloway is hired to find a nazi submarine.
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"To San Rasario in the fall the ganja came down from the mountains in two-hundred-poiund bales. Even covered with ripe bananas in the backs of the trucks it sweetened the dusty air along the roads with the autumnal aroma of marijuana."
Old timer C.T. Halverson finds corruption in oil-country Pennsylvania.
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"That was the worst part of getting old. You got so goddamned setimental. Nobody cared about the stuff he remembered. It wasn't important, just people who worked and had kids and got old and died. So why did it feel important, precious and irreplaceable, and as if somehow it must mean something?"
Dan Lenson goes into Baghdad during the Gulf War looking for Saddam's ultimate weapon. The Laws Of Patrolling 1. Look cool. 2. Don't get lost. 3. If you get lost, remember to look cool.
Dan Lenson ends up you-know-where on the TAG Bravo team evaluating a joint naval exercise. Then the North Koreans get all cranky.
Words I Had To Look Up:
the tallest, strackest Korean (pg. 131) -- Squared-away, ready, looking-good soldier. Or sailor, in this case. eductor (pg. 256) -- Some sort of fancy device for pumping flooded compartments in a ship, in this case.