I did not have high hopes for a teen book about bridge, but I trusted the author, read it, and liked it VERY much! The possibly overwhelming stuff about bridge is marked with a whale symbol so you can skip over it. An excellent idea! I almost want to try playing bridge, now. Almost!
Author goes to juvenile detention facility for mostly murderers, teaches a writing class. Non-fiction. I liked the talking-parts, but not the student writing parts. It's just me, I guess.
Shelly House is over a hundred years old. Once a mansion, now divided into apartments, or "flats", as the Brits will call them. A motley assortment of people live there, mostly not getting along very well. An assault occurs, suspects are listed, but everything is cleared up by the end. Except the death of Marge!
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The siren had stopped but the blue light was still revolving, its fluorescent rays so dazzling that she was forced to close her eyes. -- "Fluorescent"??
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Tomasz had found her [Princess] in the end -- But what about Marge??
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"But you no longer have a car." -- Finally!! But is Marge dead??
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"Hello, Dotty." -- Well, that brings back some memories for me.
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"Are you doing dauphinoise potatoes with the stew?" -- Didn't someone just mention those potatoes to me? Ha ha!
Archy McNally, #11. Written by Vincent Lardo. Archy is supposed to deliver the money to some guy selling a Truman Capote manuscript, but stuff goes wrong.
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What cheek. It was that damn computer--that infamous information highway that was encouraging the young of the land to castigate their betters.
Archy McNally, #13.
I guess this is the last book. It has a maze-mystery!
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Note: I must give in to the new century and get a cell phone however opposed I am to people walking about with the damn tings glued to their ears and yakking like magpies.
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This shameless brazenness I attribute to women's lib, a movement that heralded the decline of Western civilization. Its fail is imminent.
Archy McNally, #10.
Author is Vincent Lardo.
Super famous romance author Sabrina Wright hires Archy to find her missing husband. Who disappeared while looking for Sabrina's missing (adult) daughter. Who ran off (with her muckraker journalist boyfriend) to look for her birth father.
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"Make that two orders of fries."
"What about your waistline?" she challenged.
"I'm not going to eat them. I just want to look at them and remember when I could."
Actual author is Victor Lardo. For continuity I am filing under Lawrence Sanders, the original author of the series. Supposedly.
Archy McNally, #8.
Someone threatens to expose someone's grandfather as a Titanic fraud. Also, someone else is murdered by their spouse. Are they related?
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lunching with my fiancé, Consuela Garcia. -- Wait, what?
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"Thank you, but I'm a soap-and-water girl."
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And something Hattie said had struck me as odd at the time. -- Noisy "getaway" car?
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Mar-A-Lago is now owned by a New York realtor. -- That is FUNNY!! Book published in 1999.
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convertible ears -- I think he meant convertible cars, referring to his Miata.
Archy McNally, #7.
A pair of conmen are trying to get a rich woman in Florida to buy a Fabrege Egg. Dad asks Archy to determine if the conmen are conmen. Is that a spoiler?
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"Go along and make your phone call," she commanded. "I have some private things to say to my plants."
Archy McNally, #6.
The owner of a parrot store, called Parrots Unlimited (imagine that), thinks someone wants to harm him. Well, he was right. But who did it?
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"Thanks you so much, Professor," he said. "I learn a lot when I talk to you. It takes weeks of hard work to forget it."
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I took along my cellular phone -- See, he DOES have one!!!
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The schlub stared at him. "You got a search warrant?" he demanded.
"No," Al said, "I haven't got a search warrant. You got an operating sprinkler system? You got working smoke alarms? You got emergency exits clearly marked and lighted? You got garbage cans tightly lidded? You got rodents and vermin on the premises? I don't have a search warrant. How much you got?"
The super turned wordlessly and unlocked the inner door for us.