A couple move to a new place so their kindergarten werewolf daughter can fit in. Well, stuff happens.
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But Vivian liked adding up all the numbers. Not having numbers add up made her itch.
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"The whole 'sacred Indian burial ground' thing is a trope invented by lazy racist horror writers, it's kind of offensive, no offense." -- Are you saying Stephen King is racist?
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"So they all follow you because..."
"Because I'm their grandmother." She sniffed.
"And because you're terrifying."
"Well, naturally."
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"You're right," Orphne sighed. "Cookies won't solve this. We need pizza."