Archy McNally, #11. Written by Vincent Lardo. Archy is supposed to deliver the money to some guy selling a Truman Capote manuscript, but stuff goes wrong.
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What cheek. It was that damn computer--that infamous information highway that was encouraging the young of the land to castigate their betters.
Archy McNally, #10.
Author is Vincent Lardo.
Super famous romance author Sabrina Wright hires Archy to find her missing husband. Who disappeared while looking for Sabrina's missing (adult) daughter. Who ran off (with her muckraker journalist boyfriend) to look for her birth father.
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"Make that two orders of fries."
"What about your waistline?" she challenged.
"I'm not going to eat them. I just want to look at them and remember when I could."
Actual author is Victor Lardo. For continuity I am filing under Lawrence Sanders, the original author of the series. Supposedly.
Archy McNally, #8.
Someone threatens to expose someone's grandfather as a Titanic fraud. Also, someone else is murdered by their spouse. Are they related?
Archy McNally, #7.
A pair of conmen are trying to get a rich woman in Florida to buy a Fabrege Egg. Dad asks Archy to determine if the conmen are conmen. Is that a spoiler?
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"Go along and make your phone call," she commanded. "I have some private things to say to my plants."
Archy McNally, #6.
The owner of a parrot store, called Parrots Unlimited (imagine that), thinks someone wants to harm him. Well, he was right. But who did it?
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"Thanks you so much, Professor," he said. "I learn a lot when I talk to you. It takes weeks of hard work to forget it."
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I took along my cellular phone -- See, he DOES have one!!!
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The schlub stared at him. "You got a search warrant?" he demanded.
"No," Al said, "I haven't got a search warrant. You got an operating sprinkler system? You got working smoke alarms? You got emergency exits clearly marked and lighted? You got garbage cans tightly lidded? You got rodents and vermin on the premises? I don't have a search warrant. How much you got?"
The super turned wordlessly and unlocked the inner door for us.
Archy McNally, #3. Archy meets a woman with a butterfly tattoo. Also, he has new (his first?) cellular phone now.
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Why, the man was a veritable polymath, and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if my next interviewee claimed that Hector was a master bialy maker. -- Sure could use him in THIS burg!
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I had never been tempted to visit since the idea of sipping an overpriced aperitif while a naked young woman gyrated on my table seemed to me a betrayal of Western Civilization.
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a jeroboam of annelids -- What an unpleasant image.
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When I saw the muzzle I realized it wasn't a .38; it was the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel.
Archy McNally, #1. Archy works for his lawyer father in the "discreet inquiries" department. A client had her rare stamps stolen. Archy figures out what's what and just who is who. Good story, I MUST have these back in the 90s, before I started keeping track.
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A Palm Beach music critic wrote of one of our recitals, "Words fail me." You couldn't ask for a better review than that.
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Lady Cynthia had two built-in saunas, dry and wet (if you're going to do it, do it right),