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Abercrombie, Joe

Before They Are Hanged

Abercrombie, Joe
The First Law, #2. Good story, lots of action. Some characters die that I kinda liked, but that's war, I guess.

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"Just once," he murmured, "I'd like to take someone else by surprise."

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"Heads on spikes, eh?" He dragged the head on the table by its long beard. "Never goes out of fashion."

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4/2025

Best Served Cold

Abercrombie, Joe
First Law World, #4. A long bloody tale of revenge. Pretty good stuff.

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"... There really is no cause to get angry."
"Oh, you'll know if I get angry."

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"...You must have trouble remembering who you're supposed to betray from week to week."
..."It's a living."

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"Of course you were. I take all the blame myself. I should have been more specific. I have ever suffered from...unspecificity? Is that a word?"
Friendly shrugged. So did Ishri.

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"And what do you think God's plan is, General Cosca?"
"I have long suspected that it might be to annoy me."

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7/2025

Half A King

Abercrombie, Joe
Shattered Sea, #1.
Prince Yarvi, who is actually, and quite suddenly, the king now that his father and brother were murder, is betrayed and sold into slavery.

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By his calculation he was sold for less than the cost of a good sheep. He made no complaint at the price.

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"Oars out, oars in," grunted Rulf. "You'd think they could make up their bloody minds."

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Yarvi curled his tongue and neatly spat over the side of the ship.
"Nice." Rulf gave him a nod. "You rowing's not up to much, but you're coming on where it really matters."

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9/2025

Half A War

Abercrombie, Joe
Shattered Sea, #3. Princess Scara's story. A conclusion of the trilogy. Lots of surprises!

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"It is traditional for the farmer and the butcher to divide the meat without seeking the opinions of the pigs," said Varoslaf.

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9/2025

Half The World

Abercrombie, Joe
Shattered Sea, #2. Thorn learns how to fight. And maybe, when.

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"The girl is stupid as a stump. Worse. Most stumps have the dignity to rot quietly without causing offense."
"I'm right here," Thorn managed to hiss from her hands and knees.

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"You're supposed to be killing him!" called Skifr, "not coupling with him! That you can do on your own time."

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9/2025

Last Argument Of Kings

Abercrombie, Joe
The First Law, #3. Ends abruptly, I wasn't expecting that. Guess I have to find more of his books!

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Elections don't rig themselves, you know.

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"Well, Morrow, you know just how to make a girl feel special, I'll give you that."

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"Sheep-fucker!" cursed the girl, kicking at the hammer on the ground.

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"...They say it was a demonstration. We say it ws treason."
"Treason, eh?" The definition is notoriously flexible.

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"Still alive," he whispered.

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The Adeptus Historical craned forward over his desk, peering dewily up at Glokta. -- Is that a pun?

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"Still alive," he whispered to himself.

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"Just once. Just once I'd like to get the help before I'm at the point o'getting killed."
"Better'n after."

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"That bitch talks too much," he grunted.

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Glokta blinked. "I fear the metaphor has lost its relevance."

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It always amazes me, how swiftly problems can be solved, once you start cutting things off of people.

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"If you so much as touch my---"
"Yes, yes." Glokta waved his hand. "My terror is boundless."

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"God smiles on results."

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5/2025

Sharp Ends

Abercrombie, Joe
A number of short stories by the author that take place in the same "universe". One of which (Two's Company) I read before in a collection of fantasy/science fiction stories, and which I LOVED very much!

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'You ain't even got a weapon,' he snarled.
But Javre only smiled. 'My friend, am the weapon.'

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'I thought this was an equal partnership.'
'All the best side kicks thing that,' said Javre...

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Shev held up a knife. 'Tickle me and I will fucking stab you.'

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'Stand and deliver!' he boomed, somewhat muffled by the scarf.
Carcolf raised her brows. 'Who even says that?'

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2/2025

The Blade Itself

Abercrombie, Joe
The First Law, #1. Story of a number of people whose stories are intertwined. I thought it was pretty good. I WILL read the next one!

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They'd been through a lot together, him and that pot.
"Fare you well, old friend."
The pot did not reply.

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Better to have it, and not want it, than to want it, and not have it. -- Not unlike a certain bail bondman, eh?

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"So," said Bayaz brightly, "that went well." -- Well, no one died, anyway!

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3/2025

The Heroes

Abercrombie, Joe
First Law World, #5.
Wait a minute, this is another series? Some of the characters are the same. I am confused.
Lots of good quotes!

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Ain't we fighting a war?"
Hardbread cuffed him again and made him squeal. "No reason to be rude, you little shit."

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"Is this another example of everyone shitting on he head of the man below?"
"Very good, Yolk. We may make a soldier of you yet."

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Might be the worst letter the poor woman ever got, he owed it to her to put a decent crease in the damn thing.

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9/2025
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