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Futuristic Violence And Fancy Suits
Originally published under author's pseudonym, David Wong. Zoey Ashe #1. A bit in the future, Zoey lives in a trailer park and works at a small coffee shop. A LOT of violence happens, but works out OK except for all the folks who die/are injured.
Smoke Quote:
She shouldn't be in this bad of shape, she had quit smoking when she was fifteen.Quote:
Zoey was disappointed that the van didn't explode into a fireball like in old action movies, but was one of the downsides of electric car technology.Quote:
We want to sew doubt about why she's so confident. -- "sew"? How about sow?Quote:
Without turning away from the wall, Armando said, "This man, is he still around?" -- WOAH, I said!Quote:
...paint it, modify it, put real tactical sites on it... -- "sites"?? Maybe, "sights"?Read:
1/2024
I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
Synopsis from Good Reads: Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC. -- Yeah, outside of Los Angeles...like 86 miles in Victorville!!
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Sometimes she liked to have a little puddle of [sugar] granules at the end; it was like the coffee's dessert.Quote:
"If you think about it," she said, "Party City is kind of the apex of human civilization."Read:
1/2024
John Dies At The End
John Dies at the End, #1. Originally published as authored by David Wong, which is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin.
I am not reading anymore books in this series!!!
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... one wall was still covered by an incompetent mural of a dusky woman riding a bull and proudly flying the flag of Mexico, carrying a cartoon burrito the size of a pig under her arm.Quote:
... in Korean, 'chachi' means 'penis'. -- No, it does not. Quote:
I let the naked man, hairy as Robin Williams, help me up... -- Now THERE'S a vision! Read:
2/2025
Zoey Is Too Drunk For This Dystopia
Zoey Ashe, #3. There's an election going on. Who is Zoey and her crew supporting? Plus, there are three women missing from a brothel. One that Zoey owns, of course.
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She looked down at the Doritos bag, the animated flaming-triangle logo dancing above a heap of dusted chips, as if looking to it for advice. Receiving none, she started running. Quote:
... depending on the publication. -- Chapter 3, page 26.Quote:
... depending on the publication. -- Chapter 3, page 28.Quote:
... depending on the publication. -- Chapter 3, page 33.Quote:
... depending on the publication. -- Chapter 3, page 59.Quote:
... depending on the publication. -- Chapter 6, page 93. Quote:
... depending on the publication. -- Chapter 6, page 94. Quote:
... depending on the publication. -- Chapter 6, page 101. Quote:
... depending on the publication. -- Chapter 9, page 165. Quote:
The socks were her favorite, they were thick and cushioned and had little nubs on the bottom. -- Yes, I love hospital socks!Quote:
"Aviv, we don't even know if we can tolerate each others company for longer than it takes to have sex and get dressed."Read:
2/2024
Zoey Punches The Future In The Dick
Zoey Ashe, #2. Very funny, and violent. I think I could do with less of the cannibalism, but it IS funny. Sometimes.
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"...A bodyguard who hides and shoots from fifty yards away is probably being a bit too proactive in his duties."Quote:
"Ah, it's a solid life rule that if Will Blackwater hands you a weapon, it either isn't loaded, or there is a much larger one pointed at your back."Read:
2/2024
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