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Tiger Shrimp Tango
Serge and Coleman go through the self-check aisle at the grocery store, among other things.
Read:
5/2018
Torpedo Juice
Serge Storms, #7. Serge gets married, almost killed by a serial killer, and, oh yeah, Colman comes back from the dead.
Quote:
"Stop right there," said Serge. "This is beginning to sound like some lame soap opera device to bring back a character they regretted killing off."Quote:
"...To borrow from Fire-sign Theater, Everything You Know Is Wrong..."Read:
5/2024
Triggerfish Twist
A nice family moves to their new home on Triggerfish Lane in Florida. Serge, Coleman, and Sharon move in across the street. A very funny book with lots of great quotes. None of which are repeatable here.
Read:
12/2010
Tropic Of Stupid
Serge Storms, #24. A bit of touching and inspirational religious stuff that made me tear up a bit, amongst the usual shenanigans of Serge and Coleman.
Quote:
"That was just wrong," said Sparrow. He didn't mean immoral. He meant tactically short-sighted.Quote:
"Naw." Serge flicked his wrist. "The nearest serial killer is probably a million miles away..." Quote:
"What's that?" Asked Serge.
"Nettle's baseball card...So he can smell my ass!"Read:
4/2024
When Elves Attack
Serge Storms, #14. It's Christmas time in Florida. Will there be any snow this year?
Quote:
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
--SHIRLEY TEMPLEQuote:
"How about some ice cream? There's the food court."
"Jim, why do you always think a woman just needs ice cream to put her in a better mood?"
"It doesn't?"
"No, it's true. Where'd you see the ice cream parlor?"Quote:
"Last time you went the wrong way on the interstate. The semi missed us by inches."
"The traffic signs were confusing."
"'Do Not Enter,'" said Eunice. "Yeah that's a mystery for the ages."Read:
4/2024
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