Skulduggery Pleasant, #3.
Oh no, the Faceless Ones get through! Three of 'em, anyway.
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..."Apparently, the only lesson you've learned since you were last here is how to shut that girl up."
"Bite me,"Valkyrie snapped.
"And even at that you fail," Guild sighed.
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"Would you like to drown?" she inquired.
"No," Valkyrie said. "No, thank you."
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..."You know, sometimes I think I'm better than even I think I am."
"Is that possible?"
"I wouldn't have thought so."
Murder and Magic, #3. Velma, a barnstorming pilot, also investigates magical crimes. Just like her grandparents, pretty much!
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"I saw a young woman sobbing about the Dewey Decimal system."
"As she should." Lois said sternly. "It has glaring flaws."
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Velma went around the back to disconnect the microwave relay that allowed the inn's phone to reach town, the mainland, and beyond. -- They had telephone microwave equipment in the 1930's?
A household robot murders its owner, then goes on a quest to find a job.
I did not find this a "delightfully humorous" tale. Mildly amusing a few times, at best.
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You are mocking me, Uncharles noted. Of course I am. It's what I do. Because otherwise I would fucking weep.
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human faces grinned and gurned down at them. -- To make a grotesque face.